Santa must have recovered from his pre-flight routines in time to complete his rounds. His database must have crashed though, I didn’t get a lump of coal!

Question of the day: why did I get a wrapped roll of toilet paper with a note in the center that said “the real gift goes with this”? At least it wasn’t this classic knit Cthulhu mask:

I know that Santa is tired today – if for no other reason than the fact he has the wrong date on his calendar.

Of course that may be because of his legal troubles with Mrs. Claus:

Or it might even be the scurrilous campaign being conducted against him by the religious right:

What do you think?