I don’t normally do resolutions, but this year I have been inspired by the number of blogs featuring acknowledgements of the usual course of breaking the resolutions. So forthwith are my resolutions that i can keep for the coming year:
- I will accuse more people of having the intelligence of a kumquat.
- I will gain weight. (Made even easier by my new insulin regimen.)
- I will ask “And your point is?” to any number of people pointlessly blithering on.
- I will be accused of speaking pedantically more than once.
- I will have any number of questions for which I can find no good answer.
I’ll leave you with this question
and these thoughts
(In honor of the pending divorce of Katie Perry and Russell Brand)
That’s the first time I’ve heard of anyone resolving to gain weight. Now that’s a resolution that would be fun to keep!
Happy New Year, Dan!
Thanks for the laugh. I have never thought of people having the intelligence of a kumquat. I will definitely have to use that one this year!
I don’t know- you may be setting yourself up for failure with those resolutions. Be careful you don’t fall into a deep pit of dispair over your lack of fortitude to live up to these lofty goals. *grin*
Kumquatist humour!
And your point is?
Nice resolutions! Maybe I should make some after all.