{"id":679,"date":"2009-07-03T02:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2009-07-03T02:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T02:41:00","slug":"five-instruments-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"Five &#8220;Instruments&#8221; &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/angeleyesadventures.blogspot.com\/\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_uBFTfSYgJ30\/SaYiGzVyefI\/AAAAAAAAB20\/upQ79ZN6JUc\/s200\/HighFive.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><i>(Hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/angeleyesadventures.blogspot.com\/\">Angela<\/a>, who gave me this award<\/i><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_uBFTfSYgJ30\/SkUR8iNqTrI\/AAAAAAAACaM\/CvlSsc9xjeU\/s1600\/PremioDardos.png\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_uBFTfSYgJ30\/SkUR8iNqTrI\/AAAAAAAACaM\/CvlSsc9xjeU\/s320\/PremioDardos.png\"><\/a>\u00a0<\/div>\n<p><i>the Premios Dardo that I now am figuring out which 15 others to pass it on to.)<\/i><\/p>\n<div><span><b>Five &#8220;Instruments&#8221; That Should Have Been Omitted From The Symphony Early This Morning<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The caterwauling female cat looking desperately for male companionship under my bedroom window.<br \/><\/i> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The wildly barking Molly dog trying to open the sliding door to have a few words with the aforementioned cat.<br \/><\/i> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The crows who chose to dive bomb and caw at said cat, hoping to drive it out of their territory.<br \/><\/i> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The mourning doves that felt they had to get their mournful coos in with all the other noise.<br \/><\/i> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The train engineer that just had to sit on his horn to put a real edge on things.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Needless to say, further sleep was impossible after being roused by that cacophony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for (Hosted by Angela, who gave me this award \u00a0 the Premios Dardo that I now am figuring out which 15 others to pass it on to.) Five &#8220;Instruments&#8221; That Should Have Been Omitted From The Symphony Early This Morning The caterwauling female cat looking desperately for male companionship under my bedroom &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=679\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five &#8220;Instruments&#8221; &#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[226],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}