{"id":532,"date":"2008-11-28T03:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=532"},"modified":"2008-11-28T03:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T03:54:00","slug":"the-turkey-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=532","title":{"rendered":"The Turkey is Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/SS9rry21zqI\/AAAAAAAAAHA\/JEXCV1UShaY\/s1600-h\/NCTH8.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/SS9rry21zqI\/AAAAAAAAAHA\/JEXCV1UShaY\/s320\/NCTH8.jpg\"><\/a>Yet another brutal day of turkey and diet massacre is over. All that is left is our friend on the right\u00c2\u00a0and he ain&#8217;t talking.<\/p>\n<p>Read the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/\">Urban Dictionary<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0for an alternative definition of\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=dead%20turkey\">dead turkey<\/a>.You&#8217;ll have to read it to believe it. Go ahead &#8211; I&#8217;ll wait.<\/p>\n<p>Are you truly grossed out now? Good &#8211; my work here is done.<\/p>\n<p>Back to sleep off the turkey that now stuffs me (as opposed to turkey stuffing?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet another brutal day of turkey and diet massacre is over. All that is left is our friend on the right\u00c2\u00a0and he ain&#8217;t talking. Read the Urban Dictionary\u00c2\u00a0for an alternative definition of\u00c2\u00a0dead turkey.You&#8217;ll have to read it to believe it. Go ahead &#8211; I&#8217;ll wait. Are you truly grossed out now? Good &#8211; my work &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=532\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Turkey is Dead<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[536],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}