{"id":437,"date":"2009-02-28T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T00:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=437"},"modified":"2009-02-28T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T00:04:00","slug":"five-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Five People &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again it is time for Friday High Five courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/angeleyesadventures.blogspot.com\/\">Angela<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/angeleyesadventures.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/time-for-friday-high-five-come-join-in.html\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_uBFTfSYgJ30\/SaYiGzVyefI\/AAAAAAAAB20\/upQ79ZN6JUc\/s200\/HighFive.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><b><span>Five People From This Week That I&#8217;m Pretty Sure I Won&#8217;t Meet In Heaven (or even Limbo)<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>The idiot who persists in calling here showing the (illegal) fake caller id of \u00c2\u00a01-558-4 so I can&#8217;t file a report with the FCC. Never anyone on the other end and they never leave a message either. Another telemarketeer gone bad.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>The lady with three dogs who wanted to shirk poop patrol in the park today. We <i>(the city)<\/i> dispense poop cleanup bags for free in several locations in the park and yet this dipstick let her dogs poop and started to walk off. It *was* kind of amusing to watch her face when I asked if she hadn&#8217;t forgot something. She started to huff no rather indignantly and then recognized me; suddenly she decided to perform poop patrol. {*grin*} I didn&#8217;t have the heart to let on that I meant the glove she had dropped on the ground.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>The young gentleman who answered his mothers phone and promised to give her the message that yes I would\u00c2\u00a0indeed\u00c2\u00a0once more read at the elementary school as part of Monday&#8217;s Read Across America, the celebration of Dr.\u00c2\u00a0Seuss&#8217; birthday. Today, more than a week later, his mom called to see what happened and why I wasn&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0reading\u00c2\u00a0this year. Fortunately, all will end well and I&#8217;ll be there Monday. <i>(Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) is a fellow alumni of Dartmouth College and someone I actually met in the flesh while in college. I love reading Dr. Seuss to a class of kids!)<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>The person walking in front of me at Wally World last night with pants riding so low that all were\u00c2\u00a0involuntarily\u00c2\u00a0exposed to her nether regions. I really didn&#8217;t need to know what style <i>(thong)<\/i> and color <i>(bright red)<\/i> of\u00c2\u00a0underwear she\u00c2\u00a0was wearing. I was deeply afraid that she would turn around and face me and that I would learn that she had piercings in a rather private area. They were *that* low. I just wanted to buy my milk and leave without being scared forever by that sight. This would have been much preferable:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sah3mIJdaCI\/AAAAAAAAAOc\/Nu1BVWkHfX0\/s1600-h\/nki0220l.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sah3mIJdaCI\/AAAAAAAAAOc\/Nu1BVWkHfX0\/s320\/nki0220l.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>The person who decided that early in the morning was a good time to park in the alley behind the house and carry on a loud conversation with himself while the radio blared. I suspect it was my nearly deaf neighbor, so maybe I can forgive this transgression. But it sure sounded and felt a bit like this:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sah0biOxLPI\/AAAAAAAAAOU\/3UAUasQlGoE\/s1600-h\/early_morning_wake-up_call.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sah0biOxLPI\/AAAAAAAAAOU\/3UAUasQlGoE\/s320\/early_morning_wake-up_call.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So what&#8217;s on your list for today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again it is time for Friday High Five courtesy of Angela. Five People From This Week That I&#8217;m Pretty Sure I Won&#8217;t Meet In Heaven (or even Limbo) The idiot who persists in calling here showing the (illegal) fake caller id of \u00c2\u00a01-558-4 so I can&#8217;t file a report with the FCC. Never anyone &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=437\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five People &#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[226],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}