{"id":431,"date":"2009-03-05T05:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T05:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=431"},"modified":"2009-03-05T05:24:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T05:24:00","slug":"the-l-in-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"The L in Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once more into the breach dear friends! It’s time once more for Mama Kat’s writing challenge<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The Prompts:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

1.) Write a limerick.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2.) Normal is…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3.) Describe a memorable camping experience.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4.) What’s the best thing that has happened this week?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5.) Did you have a childhood hideout? Where? Describe it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6.) Words that hurt me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So there is little choice for a dirty old man like me but to supply these limericks three!<\/p>\n

Limerick 1<\/b><\/p>\n

Danny the spammer sat on his fanny<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Spending his money paying Manny<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 But plan out a scam<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 You know that he can<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Leading to nothing but net tyranny<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Limerick 2<\/b><\/p>\n

There was an old man with a flute<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Who played a really mean jazz lute<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0When both came together<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0He was light as a feather<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But all of the time he had a hoot<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Limerick 3<\/b><\/p>\n

Lovely Linda played often with her cam<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Leading her to attempt a dark scam<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0But then the exposure<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Led to her closure<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Putting a definite end to her sham<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Off to get ready for the morrow. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t. (Unless you send photos!)\u00c2\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once more into the breach dear friends! It’s time once more for Mama Kat’s writing challenge. The Prompts: 1.) Write a limerick. 2.) Normal is… 3.) Describe a memorable camping experience. 4.) What’s the best thing that has happened this week? 5.) Did you have a childhood hideout? Where? Describe it. 6.) Words that hurt … Continue reading The L in Limerick<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[410,164],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}