{"id":348,"date":"2009-06-25T05:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=348"},"modified":"2009-06-25T05:08:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:08:00","slug":"how-do-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"How Do I &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for <a href=\"http:\/\/mamakatslosinit.blogspot.com\/\">Mama Kat&#8217;<\/a>s <a href=\"http:\/\/mamakatslosinit.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/your-assignment-should-you-choose-to_23.html\">Writer&#8217;s Challenge<\/a>. This week the prompt I am going to consider is:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><span>2.) How do you stave off boredom?<\/span><br \/><span>(inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/penofjenn.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/how-do-you-stave-off-boredom.html\"><span>Jenn&#8217;s Pen<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is a question with a million answers for me. I love to read (sci-fi, mystery, science, magazines, just about any genre), I love to golf, I love to noodle on my computer, I love to read text books for graduate level math and physics, I love walking the streets and parks of town, &#8230; So for me, the real issue is seldom how to stave off bordom, but rather how to make enough time to pursue all the things I love to do.<\/p>\n<p>You will notice that nowhere did I mention a love of attending meetings in my list. That is because I don&#8217;t. But in the current job, there seem to be more of them that any one person should have to suffer through. So, since I spend so much time in meetings, many of them prone to being as interesting as watching paint dry, let&#8217;s modify the question to &#8220;How do I stave off boredom in meetings?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Some further restrictions to make it harder to avoid boredom:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> No handheld electronic devices<\/li>\n<li>No hidden IPod masquerading as a hearing aide<\/li>\n<li>No Richard Nixon mask to hide your face<\/li>\n<li>No holographic movie projection system attached to your glasses<\/li>\n<li>No hiring a sit-in to take your place<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Method #1:<\/b> A pad of paper and a Pilot G-2 pen should always be in your hand as you arrive for the meeting. That way you can doodle to your heart&#8217;s content with the smooth feel of flowing ink. Even if you have no artistic skills what-so-ever, you can enjoy making caricatures of the other attendees.<\/p>\n<p><b>Method #2:<\/b> Multiple games of tic-tac-toe. Even more exciting if the person sitting beside you joins in.<\/p>\n<p><b>Method #3:<\/b> Make up new and exciting quotes by famous people that they never said. For extra boredom avoidance, the quotes should be splices of the actual quotes from real people. E.g. &#8220;I regret that I have but one country in which I am not so famous.&#8221; &#8211; Patrick H. Berger. <i>(The two base quotes for forming this spliced quote are givin in the first comment.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Method #4:<\/b> Count the ceiling tiles, count the number of holes in one tile, then use the results to calculate an estimate of the holes in the entire ceiling. For extra boredom avoidance potential, estimate the size of a tile and form an estimate of the areal hole density.<\/p>\n<p><b>Method #5:<\/b> Strangle yourself with your shoelace. This can be especially challenging if you are wearing slip-on shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for Mama Kat&#8217;s Writer&#8217;s Challenge. This week the prompt I am going to consider is: 2.) How do you stave off boredom?(inspired by Jenn&#8217;s Pen) This is a question with a million answers for me. 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