{"id":338,"date":"2009-07-10T04:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T04:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=338"},"modified":"2009-07-10T04:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T04:15:00","slug":"five-signs-of-being-confuzzled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"Five Signs Of Being Confuzzled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/angeleyesadventures.blogspot.com\/\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_uBFTfSYgJ30\/SaYiGzVyefI\/AAAAAAAAB20\/upQ79ZN6JUc\/s200\/HighFive.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span><b>Five Signs Of Being Confuzzled<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><i>(Confuzzled &#8211; the state of being fuzzy and confused due to doing too many things at once.)<\/i><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting called by L in the wee hours of the morning because the bears <i>(momma and two cubs)<\/i> are in the garbage again <b>in the mountains<\/b>. And my first thought is that it is not like I&#8217;m going to be able do anything from more than 3 hours away. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Waking up at the <i>(relatively)<\/i> late hour of 7am and already having three messages waiting on the phone. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Planning to mosey over to XXX&#8217;s mid-morning to do her therapy and getting nailed by call after call before I can get out the door. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Walking over to XXX&#8217;s and thinking my right shoe doesn&#8217;t feel right; shrugging it off to just not tying the laces tight enough. <b>Without ever looking down at my feet!<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Returning from XXX&#8217;s and taking off my shoes to change out of my walking shoes and back to my around-the-office shoes only to discover this:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sla6Mq1tqTI\/AAAAAAAAAUM\/s98niiC76Ds\/s1600-h\/mvc-122f.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/Sla6Mq1tqTI\/AAAAAAAAAUM\/s98niiC76Ds\/s320\/mvc-122f.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>Notice that the left foot has my standard lace up walking shoe on while the right foot has my around-the-office strap on shoe on. Is it any wonder that the right foot felt like I hadn&#8217;t tied it tight? I must have been so confuzzled by the spate of phone calls as I was attempting to get out the door that I only got one shoe changed. Highly observant of me, I know. At least they weren&#8217;t different colors!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time once more for Five Signs Of Being Confuzzled (Confuzzled &#8211; the state of being fuzzy and confused due to doing too many things at once.) Getting called by L in the wee hours of the morning because the bears (momma and two cubs) are in the garbage again in the mountains. And my first &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=338\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five Signs Of Being Confuzzled<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[226],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}