{"id":28,"date":"2011-09-13T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T16:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2011-09-13T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T16:51:00","slug":"ever-have-one-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Ever Have One Of &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days when things are just that little itty bit off kilter? That describes my morning to a T.<\/p>\n<p>Within one 30 second span, I:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>caught my finger nail on the cupboard door and ripped the nail<\/li>\n<li>bit my tongue out of the blue<\/li>\n<li>spilled ground coffee all over the counter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>and that was before I kicked the door frame as it moved in front of my foot.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see what the rest of the day brings.<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-z0NDGsj3wyI\/Tm-Jb-8e-HI\/AAAAAAAAA3w\/X-6_nHZeqrQ\/s1600\/dilbertDisasterPlan.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"316\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-z0NDGsj3wyI\/Tm-Jb-8e-HI\/AAAAAAAAA3w\/X-6_nHZeqrQ\/s320\/dilbertDisasterPlan.jpg\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days when things are just that little itty bit off kilter? That describes my morning to a T. Within one 30 second span, I: caught my finger nail on the cupboard door and ripped the nail bit my tongue out of the blue spilled ground coffee all over the counter &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=28\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ever Have One Of &#8230;.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}