{"id":268,"date":"2009-10-22T23:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2009-10-22T23:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T23:09:00","slug":"yes-we-have-no-bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Yes, We Have No Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just to allay the fears of those who emailed wondering about the lack of a Writer&#8217;s Challenge posting today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am fine.<\/li>\n<li>I chose not to respond to the Motherhood <i>(the movie)<\/i> specific Writer&#8217;s Challenge.<\/li>\n<li>I was short of time yesterday evening.<\/li>\n<li>I will be posting my normal Friday high Five this evening.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thank you for the concern. I have not been abducted by Venusians or Martians <i>(as yet)<\/i>. Mad ravaging mobs of disgruntled <i>(or even gruntled)<\/i> citizens have not arrived to tar and feather me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to allay the fears of those who emailed wondering about the lack of a Writer&#8217;s Challenge posting today: I am fine. I chose not to respond to the Motherhood (the movie) specific Writer&#8217;s Challenge. I was short of time yesterday evening. I will be posting my normal Friday high Five this evening. Thank you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=268\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yes, We Have No Bananas<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[314],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}