{"id":210,"date":"2010-01-06T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T05:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2010-01-06T05:45:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T05:45:00","slug":"rant-rave-odd-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Rant, Rave, Odd, Insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Rant of the Day:<\/b><br \/>Tonight was the webinar from hell. 3.5 hours of insipid instruction that could have been better completed in 30 minutes of reading. I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised &#8211; every class I&#8217;ve ever taken for non-technical certification has been similar. But they could have at least scheduled it for normal work hours and turned off the tattle-tale that flashes alerts to the instructor any time any one moves their mouse out of the webinar window. As if that is going to make someone stay awake. {*grin*}<\/p>\n<p><b>Rave of the Day:<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/googlevoice\/about.html\">Google Voice<\/a>. It made it trivial to connect several phones to the webinar stream. Although I am certainly not a power user of Google Voice, I&#8217;d highly recommend that you get it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Odd Person of the Day:<\/b><br \/>The cable TV repairman wondering down the alley while staring up at the wires as he walked. He was rather embarrassed when he walked right into the dumpster I was emptying garbage into. The expression on his face as he mumbled &#8220;uh high&#8221; and then headed back the other way up the alley was priceless. I recognized him, but didn&#8217;t want to embarrass him further by saying &#8220;Hi Dave&#8221;, so I just went back to the gate and into the house.<\/p>\n<p><b>Insane Moment of the Day:<\/b><br \/>This morning in the midst of a very vivid dream. Especially since the dream featured a group of pygmies that had formed a company to market the world&#8217;s best rib sauce. And I was buried under a mass of pygmies who were all chanting<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bar Be Que<br \/>Bar Be Que<br \/>We Eat You!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And then I woke up.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/S0QiYNBNxRI\/AAAAAAAAAgY\/qzl_Wolbd80\/s1600-h\/pygmies.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"258\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_RvuxwM9-lN0\/S0QiYNBNxRI\/AAAAAAAAAgY\/qzl_Wolbd80\/s400\/pygmies.jpg\" width=\"400\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rant of the Day:Tonight was the webinar from hell. 3.5 hours of insipid instruction that could have been better completed in 30 minutes of reading. I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised &#8211; every class I&#8217;ve ever taken for non-technical certification has been similar. But they could have at least scheduled it for normal work hours &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/?p=210\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rant, Rave, Odd, Insane<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[268,85,267],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dljones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}