What should I say to my boyfriend as I shove my dirty gym sock in his mouth and break up with him?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Right off the bat I’m wondering what is going on. Is the poser the long lost mother of this baby?<\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/div>\nI suspect the traditional break up procedure lacks a dirty gym sock to the mouth.<\/p>\n
Fortunately, there was additional information given by the question poser:<\/p>\n
Need something witty… he has a major sock fetish so I need something humiliating. He is going to be tied to a park bench<\/i>
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if you want to know why so cruel, i found out he has been cheating on me for 2 months with 3 girls<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\nOf course, yahoo answers came up with a winner from someone named Brian:<\/p>\n
Let’s see the girl you’ve been cheating on me with treat your fetish as well as I do!<\/i>
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-shoves sock in his mouth-<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\nMy question to you is twofold. First, is a sock to the mouth now a standard part of breaking up? Second, can you come up with a better answer to this inane question? <\/p>\n
At least it wasn’t this sock:<\/p>\n
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Do you ever come upon something so odd and unusual you wonder “What the heck was that?” Today I ended up on answers.yahoo.com and stumbled across this queston: What should I say to my boyfriend as I shove my dirty gym sock in his mouth and break up with him? Right off the bat I’m … Continue reading Odd Question<\/span>